Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself

You can't really see it here, but this is my favourite dress, it was my mum's in the early 70's and is floor length with bell shaped sleeves and tassels at the front, it's far too extravagant to wear out unless I was at Secret Garden Party or somewhere of the same standards. I love it, one day I might wear it out into town and see people's reactions, I'd either get punched or I'd just die laughing.