stressful, surreal blur.

the last couple of days have been such a blur. i cant even remember what i've done or where i've been and the days have just gone by so quickly. i feel like my brain is frazzled and my lungs are dying. i've came up with some theories that i never thought i would ever be capable of...

• Quentin Tarantino movies all have a very specific style of music played in them. You know the ones, like Son of a Preacher Man by Dusty Springfield, You Never Can Tell by Chuck Berry, Girl, You'll be A Woman Soon by Urge Overkill. When you hear them in any kind of situation whatsoever, it automatically makes you feel like you're in some kind of ganster movie or riding down the highway with the windows down and it makes your head create this scene. But when you think about the songs individually for example Misirlou from Pulp Fiction... it's actually a Greek folk song, absolutely nothing to do with gansters and danger and drugs. But thanks to the genius movies created by Quentin Tarantino, these classic pieces of music including jazz, folk songs, ballads and surf-rock are all now legendary songs which you envisage playing in your head at any time when you're driving in a car, taking drugs, having an adventure, travelling somewhere, doing something bad. Original songs with no relation to ganster lifestyles whatsoever are now iconic pieces of music thanks to Quentin Tarantino.
• The secret of Marijuana - when you smoke it, the reason you become unfamiliar with your surroundings and you feel like you aren't there is because your spirit enters your body in the parralel universe. In the parralel universe there is different scenery, different people and different ways of living. So you look around you and you don't recognise where you are, (obviously because you are not in the parralel universe all the time). You are in the 'normal' world that we live in now when you are NOT on Marijuana and when you are, your spirit leaves your body and enters this different world. This is why it's so great, this is why it's illegal. What if we went there and discovered some hidden X files left by the government and brought them back to the real world and everything was revealed? The parralel universe on another planet somewhere in space can only be entered by your spirit leaving your body and entering your identical body in this other world. Everything is happy there, there are no wars, everyone is laughing and everything is nice. This is the secret.